Have a shave
My dear Mr. Cabin - you seriously accuse us in Britain of this phenomenon? A country that still proudly uses bank checques, and gas bills as a proof of identity? By Jove, it is surely the evil Finlanders to blame for the Nokia camera phones. If it was not for them, we would still be using carrier pigeons.
Horatio Pugwash, Sinkport, UK
According to the strictest definition Britain does not belong to Europe. I recommend all of you to use 51st State when you refer to these outlying
Coco VanHouten, Keeskop, Netherlands
How dare you say something like that? Obviously you don't know a single British person or anything about the country except the expat chavs in your town. The whole of Britain is having a horrid hangover and you are being outrageous like a Frenchman. Shame on you!
Guido Fawkes, Benidorm
I think that you tell about Brittish teenagers social life in a bad way. I don't see anything bad in happyslappin and mobilephone. And we really see double after drinking a dozen pints also. We are used to this airfix.
Gizzard Puke, Mayfair.
You must have missed a few hundreds of years, for sure. I am not aware that you know we have central heating and indoors plumbing nowadays, also in Wigan.
Will Dodwell, Wigan, UK
So, you're still that upset over the gunboat of HMS Odin we captured in 1854?
Hank W, Finland